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		<title>Out of this world scam :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then we received scam mails, no big deal. But this one damn funny, how I wonder if anyone would still fall for it since it is so obvious that its a SCAM     &#8230;. via englishrussia.com


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every now and then we received scam mails, no big deal. But this one damn funny, how I wonder if anyone would still fall for it since it is so obvious that its a SCAM <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />    &#8230;. via <a href="http://englishrussia.com" target="_blank">englishrussia.com</a></p>
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<span style="color:#ffff99;"> I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health. This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but it’s real and you will realize this if you pay some attention to it. I want to notify you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.</span></p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><span style="color:#ffff99;">My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo, a direct and only remaining member of the wealthy Moyo family. I am an astronaut with the South African Air Force and on loan to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.Prior to departing earth, I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven million, six hundred thousand United States dollars) in four safety galvanized boxes in a European financial institution which will be disclosed to you upon your acceptance of my proposal.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group of anal-dwelling rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">I now have but a few weeks to live and I am far too ill to endure the long and arduous journey back to my South Africa home. Therefore I have decided to donate the bulk of my fortune to a church or charitable organisation that will utilize this money in the manner which I shall impart to you later. In return for your assistance, I shall authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for your trouble and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your expenses.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">You should contact my attorney in Johannesburg immediately with your address andtelephone number and he will give you his full contact information and guidance so that we can make arrangements as soon as possible.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Contact Barrister Richard Hardon Baloye<br />
Barristers &amp; Solicitors,<br />
Johannesburg, South Africa<br />
Email:rev.georgeharris2@live.com</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Sincerely yours,<br />
Major Greg Boner Moyo,<br />
National Aeronautics and Space Administration<br />
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary<br />
Zhwrong, Mars<br />
Nano nano</span></p>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 06:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My colleague sent this to me this morning, very funny    Probably I should send this to my boss too as he is under pressure from his boss as well    

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My colleague sent this to me this morning, very funny <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   Probably I should send this to my boss too as he is under pressure from his boss as well <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   <a href="http://ringingear.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/prayer.jpg"></a></p>
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